Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Watermelon & Vodka Sorbetto

Brainfreeze
Turn your mind to pulp with this cunning sorbetto.
In my youth I discovered watermelon is a great conductor of alcohol, and I became this transport device of choice for stashing illicit contraband - so over that it's covert. Simply cut a plug in the top of the melon. Wedge a Vodka bottle upside down in the plug and leave until its contents have dissolved into the watermelon flesh.
This is a softcore reinvention of the hardcore method and is utterly intoxicating. 
Warning: over-indulgence will freeze the parts other sorbettos fail to reach and may affect your faculties.
Adjust Vodka content to mental taste!
THE KETAMINE OF COOL!
(The IceCreamists)

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